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Saturday, March 07, 2009

the female praying mantis bites the males head off while copulating, the koala bear is basically a junkie constantly high on eucalyptus leaves, many species of animals feed on their young when nothing else is available. Chimpanzees and a lot of their fellow apes are chronic masturbators and copulate constantly,both in the wild and in captivity. Incest is very common. They also use rape to punish the females into submission. Furthermore, they have learned a clever way of fermenting fruits in puddles of water thus making an alcoholic slush which they force-feed the females with and rape them when they pass out. Dolphins have the habit of swimming close to the surface, facing each others bellies, and using their fins, they jerk eachother off.
Seems like the smarter you get the weirder you get.


Monday, September 08, 2008

Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names

Anne Chang
(Mandarin)-Dirty

Anne Chin
(Mandarin) - Keep quiet

Faye Chen
(Mandarin) - Dusty

Carl Cheng
(Hokkien) - Buttock

Monica Cheng
Hokkien) - Touching your buttocks

Lucy Leow
(Hokkien) - You are dead

Jane Tan
(Mandarin) - Frying eggs

Suzie Leow
(Hokkien) - Lost till death

Henry Mah
(Mandarin) - Hate your mum

Corrine Tai
(Hokkien) - Poor fellow

Paul Chan
(Mandarin) - Bankrupt

Nelson Tan
(Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs

Leslie Tong
(Mandarin) - Rubbish bin

Carmen Teng
(Hokkien) - Leg hair long

Connie Mah
(Cantonese) - Call your
mother

Danny See
(Hokkien) - Squeeze you to death

Rosie Teng
(Hokkien) - Screws and nails

Pete Tsai
(Hokkien) - Nose droppings

Macy Koh
(Cantonese) - Never die before


Wednesday, June 25, 2008

God: I can give you a woman who makes food and has sex with you whenever you want.  She won't complain and will be quiet.

Adam:  hmm....what can i get with one rib?



Tuesday, January 02, 2007

looking for that perfect gift guys? take a tip from justin timberlake cos he really knows how to please women.


Wednesday, December 27, 2006

i just realised that my previous 2 entries were spaced one month apart and posted on the 22nd of each month....i feel sad now that i didnt post on 22nd dec...would be a nice pattern to post once a month or something.  but nothing i can do abt it, i was in switzi on 22nd anyway.....and the internet access there is darn expensive...5 francs for 15 mins or something like that...urghhh...now i think abt it everything there is just expensive la...in the end just buy bread and cheese from the supermarket to eat....but it was a fruitful trip in terms of seeing the country...yup all the postcard pictures are true...it kinda does look like that...snowy peaks and valleys with rustic railways.....nice kinda place....generally clean and efficient...ppl quite nice though theres the noisy kids everywhere on their skate scooters....hmmm....its time to get down to work...3 reports and 2 projects to work on...urgh...how am i gonna find time for guildwars like this....



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